Beaver Scrub
Heavy-duty fizzy hand scrub. Built to remove the grease, oil, and ground-in dirt that regular soap pretends it cleaned.
WHY IT FIZZES
Citric acid meets baking soda the second water hits. CO₂ bubbles drive grit into every knuckle and nail bed where flat soap quits. Real chemistry. Real cleaning. Not a trick.
HOW TO USE IT
Wet hands. Scoop a teaspoon. Scrub thirty to sixty seconds. Rinse warm. Apply Beaver Seal. Done.
WHAT'S IN IT
Sodium bicarbonate. Citric acid. SLSa. Pumice. Walnut shell. Kaolin clay. Cornstarch. D-limonene. Polysorbate 80. Vitamin E. All real. All safe. Tested on Dammit. He's fine.
NOT FOR YOUR BEAVER
Hands and feet, brainiac.
— Dammit
Net Wt. 8 oz · Lumberjack scent · Made in Spring Hill, Kansas