Series 001 · 1,000 chips minted · Made in Spring Hill, KS

The Wisdom Chips.

A walnut disc. A saying laser-burned into one face. A 3-digit serial burned into the other. Slipped into every fifth tin of Beaver Scrub. You don't buy them. You catch them.

14 sayings in Series 001

1,000 chips minted total

1/5 tins contain a chip

100 Founder chips · #001–100

Preorder a tin How to catch one ↓

Soft hands don't pay the mortgage● Pretty hands don't fix what's broken● Measure twice. Cut once. Cuss a lot.● Buy once. Cry once.● Calluses are receipts● Real men moisturize. Quietly.● The job tells you when it's done● Rub some dirt on it● Tested on Dammit. He's fine.●Soft hands don't pay the mortgage● Pretty hands don't fix what's broken● Measure twice. Cut once. Cuss a lot.● Buy once. Cry once.● Calluses are receipts● Real men moisturize. Quietly.● The job tells you when it's done● Rub some dirt on it● Tested on Dammit. He's fine.●Soft hands don't pay the mortgage● Pretty hands don't fix what's broken● Measure twice. Cut once. Cuss a lot.● Buy once. Cry once.● Calluses are receipts● Real men moisturize. Quietly.● The job tells you when it's done● Rub some dirt on it● Tested on Dammit. He's fine.●

The mechanic

How to catch one.

There's no checkout for chips. There's no buy button. You catch them by buying tins. That's the deal.

01
Buy a tin.

Every Beaver Scrub 8oz tin has a 1-in-5 chance of containing a Wisdom Chip. No gimmicks — they're packed by hand at the workbench in Spring Hill.
02
Find the wax seal.

If you got one, there's an oxblood wax seal on a small kraft envelope tucked under the tin lid. Beaver tail stamp. Series mark on the seal.
03
Crack it. Read it. Register it.

Inside: one walnut disc. Saying on the front. 3-digit serial on the back. Log the serial at getdamgood.com/chips and you're in the dam crew.
04
Trade with the crew.

Got a duplicate? The registry shows who else is hunting. Trade chips. Chase rarities. First person to log all 14 sayings gets their name burned into Series 002's lid.

Rarity

Four tiers. Increasing scarcity.

Every chip pulls at a different odd. Founder chips can't be pulled at all — only earned by being early.

COMMON

800/1000

PULL ODDS · ~80%

The everyday wisdom. Standard walnut, standard burn. 12 of the 14 sayings live here.

RARE

175/1000

PULL ODDS · ~17.5%

Two reserved sayings, harder to pull. Burnished edge. Slightly darker walnut grain.

ULTRA

25/1000

PULL ODDS · ~2.5%

Brass-inlaid border. Hand-finished. Signed on the back by Andrey with a pyrography pen.

FOUNDER

100/1000

CANNOT BE PULLED

Serial #001–100. Reserved for the first 100 preorder shippers. Wax-sealed black walnut. Earned by being early. Never available again.

Pull odds are weighted across the Series 001 pack — actual rates depend on luck and how many tins you buy. Statistical odds, not guarantees. The chip gods are fickle.

The Full Set

Series 001 · all fourteen sayings.

Hover any disc to see the saying. Click to flip — see the serial. Real photos arrive when the first batch returns from the laser cutter.

Soft hands don't pay the mortgage S01

#001 / 1000 DG

COMMON #001

Pretty hands don't fix what's broken S01

#002 / 1000 DG

COMMON #002

Measure twice. Cut once. Cuss a lot. S01

#003 / 1000 DG

RARE #003

Buy once. Cry once. S01

#004 / 1000 DG

COMMON #004

Your hands built this. Take care of them. S01

#005 / 1000 DG

COMMON #005

Calluses are receipts S01

#006 / 1000 DG

COMMON #006

The dirt washes off. The pride doesn't S01

#007 / 1000 DG

COMMON #007

Real men moisturize. Quietly. S01

#008 / 1000 DG

ULTRA #008

If it ain't broke, you ain't worked it hard enough S01

#009 / 1000 DG

COMMON #009

Tools don't care if you're tired S01

#010 / 1000 DG

COMMON #010

The job tells you when it's done S01

#011 / 1000 DG

COMMON #011

Built for the hands that built it S01

#012 / 1000 DG

COMMON #012

Rub some dirt on it S01

#013 / 1000 DG

COMMON #013

Tested on Dammit. He's fine. S01

#014 / 1000 DG

FOUNDER #014

DAM GOOD CO. · COLLECTOR'S CASE · SPRING HILL, KS

Authentication

Every chip is one of one.

No two chips share a serial. Every chip is logged. If it's not in the registry, it didn't come from us.

3-digit serial.

Burned into the back of every chip. 001 through 1000 in this series. Never repeated. Never reissued. The serial is the chip's identity for life.

Wax seal envelope.

Oxblood wax. Beaver tail stamp. Series mark on the seal itself. If your chip didn't arrive in a sealed envelope, write hello@getdamgood.com — something went sideways.

Public registry.

Log your serial at getdamgood.com/chips. Bind it to your name. The registry shows whose chip is whose so resale stays honest.

Series mark.

Every Series 001 chip carries the "S01" burn on the lower edge. S02 starts when S01 sells through. When S02 drops, S01 chips appreciate — that's how this works.

The Roadmap

Three series. Three years. Always limited.

After Series 001 sells through, Series 002 starts. New sayings. New rarities. Older series appreciate.

LIVE NOW
Series 001 · The Foundation

June 2026 · 1,000 chips · 14 sayings

The original set. Walnut. Hand-finished. Beaver tail wax seal. Founder chips #001–100 reserved for the first 100 preorder shippers.
DROPS WHEN S01 IS GONE
Series 002 · The Reckoning

Est. Q4 2026 · 1,000 chips · new sayings

Cherry wood. New saying set voted on by registered S01 collectors. The first person to complete S01 gets their name burned into the S02 case lid.
FUTURE
Series 003 · TBD

2027 · 1,000 chips · TBD

What this looks like depends on what S01 and S02 collectors tell us. We listen to the dam crew.

The why

A reminder you can put in your pocket.

A Wisdom Chip is not a coupon. It's not a discount code. It's a walnut disc with a saying on it.

It lives on your workbench, in your tool drawer, on the dashboard of your truck. Something you'd hand a kid before they head out to their first real job. Something you'd give to a friend who's having a rough week. Something you'd palm when the day's running you ragged.

Dammit started carving them on slow afternoons in the shop. The crew started collecting them. So we made it official.

Soft hands don't pay the mortgage.

— Series 001 · Chip #014 · Founder tier

— The dam crew

The Dam Crew