{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"beaver-scrub","title":"Beaver Scrub","description":"\u003cp\u003eHeavy-duty fizzy hand scrub. Built to remove the grease, oil, and ground-in dirt that regular soap pretends it cleaned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHY IT FIZZES\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCitric acid meets baking soda the second water hits. CO₂ bubbles drive grit into every knuckle and nail bed where flat soap quits. Real chemistry. Real cleaning. Not a trick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHOW TO USE IT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWet hands. Scoop a teaspoon. Scrub thirty to sixty seconds. Rinse warm. Apply Beaver Seal. Done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHAT'S IN IT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSodium bicarbonate. Citric acid. SLSa. Pumice. Walnut shell. Kaolin clay. Cornstarch. D-limonene. Polysorbate 80. Vitamin E. All real. All safe. Tested on Dammit. 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